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  1. I Am The Champion

Written by Shane Tadgh Nolan, The Geebags
Produced and Mixed by Shane Tadgh Nolan

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Lyrics

I'm running out of versace
But I've got plenty of Charlie
Angels all over my body
Monday is the new Friday
Soaking in smoke at the party
Relationship status Bob Marley
Feeling like the king of Queens yeah
Royalty is on it's knees

I am the champion and I play pretend
Life's just a GameBoy I play with my friends
I say the dream's real you shy away
I am the champion

I sucked a goose egg straight out of a hen
I know that might sound vulgar but she was my friend
Don't assume my gender ever again
I prefer men

I am the champion and I play pretend
Life's just a GameBoy I play with my friends
I say the dream's real you shy away
I am the champion

I'm the middle weight of the estate
Welterweight joints in the kitchen
Featherweight, quick on the skates
Titties and titles for days yeah
No I never wanna pay taxes
And always use disabled toilets
A grand to the man in one paycheck
Stay young little ones it's not safe yet

It's not safe yet
Maybe one day
Maybe one day

*insert absolute groove cheese section here*

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